Reward: Missing blogger

March 17th, 2005

On Jan. 22, 2005, a secretive group of Oklahoma bloggers gathered in Oklahoma City for a supposedly innocent social gathering. Since that meeting, one of the participants has yet to be heard from. However, before his demise disappearance, he left a note of suspects on his blog. It was the last day Wild Bill has blogged to date.

I am at the first ever Okie-Blogger Bash.

Here are some of the Bloggers that showed up:


As you can see, the list of suspects are some of the most notorious bloggers in the state. The chief suspect is New York hit woman, Dawn Eden, aka Petite Powerhouse, who inexplicably appeared for the meeting.

Bill was also able to post a photo of the suspected get away car used by the Okie-Blogger Bash gang. They are believed to be armed and dangerous.

If anyone has any information to the disappearance of Wild Bill, please call Blog Oklahoma. Your identity will be protected and a sizeable reward is available upon conviction.

6 Responses to “Reward: Missing blogger”

  1. aka_monty Says:

    Alas, I only wish I’d been invited…

  2. Jan Says:

    Mike, you’s better watch it or we’ll invite YOU to the next “bash.” Capeche?

    ; )

  3. Michael Bates Says:

    Ah, yes, the old “dying clue.”

    Whatever she (or someone else) did with Wild Bill, it must have been dreadful. Have a look at the comment he posted on Valentine’s Day.

    Hope he recovers soon.

  4. Mike Says:

    I suppose, Jan, that it will be an invitation I can’t refuse.

    Very methodical work Michael. I almost bought your story until I checked the email link with that comment and it lead to mb@batesline.com. Nice attempt to throw us off the trail.

    Ha, ha! Made ya look. 😉

  5. Wild Bill Says:

    Very funny! Sorry for disappearing like that, I have changed the look of my site and I will begin blogging again very soon. Thanks for being concerned.

  6. Wild Bill Says:

    Do I get the reward?