Okies know that living in Oklahoma exposes one to an onslaught of ridicule and hate.
-… Oklahoma sucks
-What a sad state and state of affairs.
-Did the people of Oklahoma City gather round the rubble that day in April and yell, “Let the mudderfucker BURN”?
-Is k-12 education required in OK? Or do they just stop requiring it at 5th grade?
-No, it just takes until grade 12 before they’re ready to tackle Dr. Seuss.
-Redneck sexist racist homophobic Christian heaven…
-… just a whole state flipping off the future.
-Oh what a most ugly day
I got a most ugly feeling
Everything will stay this way.
-Keep Oklahoma Out of Any Improvements to the economy once Barack Obama becomes President.
-And when the twisters hit? at least I can hope they take out the 66% who had it coming!!
-Just post detour signs at the borders.
-These hicks actually thought bin Laden wanted to destroy shit in Oklahoma, as if there were anything worth destroying there. Seriously!
-… where the stupid comes sweeping down the plains
-Seriously. What is WRONG with those people?
But if you think that’s bad, just be glad you don’t live in Little Axe, Oklahoma.
-I wonder what the average IQ in Little Axe is; are they inbred or just naturally stupid.
-I spit on you.
-… the most stupid people in human history in my opinion.
Well, at least I have a good excuse for having this stupid blog.