Is there really anybody who didn’t already know this?

Oklahoma leads nation in tornado damage

In other news:

• California leads nation in earthquake damage.
• Alaska leads nation in dog sled accidents.
• West Virginia leads nation in shotgun weddings.
• Nevada leads nation in gambling addiction.
• Idaho leads nation in potato bug damage.
• Washington leads nation in wormy apples.
• Pennsylvania leads nation in Amish wagon accidents.
• Hawaii leads nation in pineapple picker injuries.
• New Jersey leads nation in car air freshener sales.
• Alabama leads nation in displayed confederate flags.
• New York leads nation in number of synagogues.
• Wyoming leads nation in gay cowboys.
• Maine leads nation in lobster fishermen.
• Illinois leads nation in Cubs fans.
• Michigan leads nation in unemployed autoworkers.
• North Dakota leads nation in most bored residents.
• Colorado leads nation in cold feet.
• Vermont leads nation in sticky hands.
• Wisconsin leads nation in paper cuts.
• Florida leads nation in Cuban immigrants.
• Louisiana leads nation in public drunkenness, urination and nudity.
• Texas leads nation in cowshit.
• Washington D.C. leads nation in bullshit.

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